• Jew 1: How does Moses make his tea?
  • Jew 1: Hebrews it
  • Jew 2: Jew kiddin me
  • Jew 1: No, israeli how he does it
  • Jew 2: Are u Syrias?
  • Jew 1: I canaan tell a lie

iamyouareme:

laaahve it

ayemceee:

Do any of you realize just how many celebrities are Jewish?

Nothing wrong with that, but it’s just something interesting.

shit people say to jews

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williamnewton:

50 Hottest Jewish Women

(via thank-you-julie)

how do you spend christmas?

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